Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Lo Mein

Disclaimer: This did not come from a Chinese take-out or any other way, shape, or form of a restaurant. It came from my kitchen. Let it come from yours. You know you wanna. Think you can't? You can.



There are a couple of required ingredients that might be a deal breaker for you to not want to make this recipe. These two ingredients include: Oyster sauce & Lo Mein noodles. Chinese egg noodles work too. (Forget trying to make Lo-Mein with spaghetti)


Oyster sauce costs around $2.50
I know $2.50 is not a lot of money, but if this is the only recipe you're going to use oyster sauce for, it will seem a little extravagant to buy. Plus, if you hardly ever cook... it's most likely going to only get used once. It'll live its dying days in your refrigerator being looked at with bitterness by you for ever talking yourself into buying the waste of money and space it is now doomed to be.


Lo Mein & Chinese egg noodles usually cost under a dollar @ the grocery store.
Some available brands are: KA-ME, Rose Brand, Ty Ling

This is the brand of Chinese egg noodles I use


If you can't find any lo mein friendly noodles @ your grocery store... Don't bother ordering them online. Just keep ordering your lo mein from your favorite Chinese restaurant.


Bottom line: Don't trouble yourself and go out of your way to obtain oyster sauce or lo mein noodles. It's really no big deal if you never make this recipe.


Capeesh?
Good. Moving on.


Lo mein can be made with freshly boiled noodles. However, the recipe does benefit from cooked & cooled noodles. Just use your noodle (brain) and figure out how you wanna go about these two options. I was in a pinch, so I didn't get a chance to cook and refrigerate my noodles overnight.


Bring a pot of water to a boil
Have a bowl ready to hold the cooked, drained, and rinsed noods.
Add your noodles to the boiling water
Give a stir to get them going
Boil for 2min.
Drain & Rinse to cool




Once drained, rinsed, and cooled
Add to a bowl
Douse with sesame oil
Distribute evenly to coat each strand



Mix in a separate bowl
2Tbl Oyster Sauce
2Tbl Soy Sauce
1teas cornstarch
a pinch of Salt & 1/4teas white pepper
(if you don't have white pepper, replace with the same amount of black pepper)

1st tablespoon of oyster sauce
2nd tablespoon of oyster sauce
1st tablespoon of soy sauce

2nd tablespoon of soy sauce

some grindings of pepper and a pinch of salt
be cheensy on the addition of salt. the soy sauce is plenty salty.
the one and only teaspoon of cornstarch
whisk to combine


With the sauce made & set aside
Measure out 1/4teas Red Pepper flakes (I highly suggest using only an 1/8tsp. Using 1/4tsp of red pepper flakes yields a pretty spicy lo mein. I like my food spicy. As the adage goes: Some like it hot.)
Chop
1/4cup Onion (I had part of a large shallot leftover)
1Tbl worth of garlic
2 Green Onion's white parts (saving the green parts for later)




Preheat a pan over medium high heat
w/3-4Tbl worth of vegetable or peanut oil

 


Have a spatula & a stir-fryer utensil of your choosing ready to wok & roll (sorry I couldn't help myself)



Once the oil is smoking
Add in the garlic, onion, green onion's white parts, and crushed red pepper flakes


Cook over med-high heat
Continually tossing and turning for 2min.



Dump in your noodles
Toss & turn to distribute evenly



Slice the reserved green onion's green parts on the diagnal
Add your sauce to the pan of noodles
Scrape the bowl of sauce clean
Also, have some water handy in case the sauce gets too thick & needs thinnning

 


Cook, toss, and turn for 3-4min. over med-high heat.
Add the diagonally sliced green onion's parts



Forego the to-go Chinese container & plate up


Nom. Nom. Nom. Nom. Nom. Nom. Nom. Nom.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Homemade TV Dinners: Michelina's Lean Gourmet - Mama's Pasta & Bacon Bake


Costs a dollar. Convenient. Tasty. Somewhat healthy. Quick cooking.

Impressed? Don't be.

We can do better than that.

Set a pot of water to boil.

Preheat 3TBL extra virgin olive oil over medium heat in a pan
Dice 1/2 of an onion and 1 stalk of celery
Make matchsticks out of a small carrot


Add to the pan
Cook for 8 minutes.


Chop 1-2 cloves of garlic
Reserve

Your water is probably boiling at this point
Add a hefty pinch of salt


Add 1/2lb of a medium shelled pasta like Conchiglie (Ditalini, Orecchiette, Rotini, Macaroni, or Penne are all good candidates for a subsitution)
Cook til al dente


Shifting attention back to the sauce

Add the chopped garlic
3/4teas pepper
1/2teas salt
1/2teas oregano
1/2teas smoked paprika
1/4teas crushed red pepper flakes
Cook for 2 minutes



Deglaze with
1/4cup wine, stock, or water
Cook for 1-2 minutes


Add in
1cup of rinsed and drained, canned kidney beans
1/2cup frozen spinach
1/2cup jarred marinara sauce
1/4cup evaporated milk (I added the milk directly to my leftover jarred sauce & gave a shook)
Spoonful or 2 of the pasta-cooking liquid






Mix together 
the cooked & drained pasta with the sauce



Mix through
1/4cup grated parm


I only added this picture to spotlight my new fingernail polish.
I'm a girl like that.

Taste for seasonings
Cool
Store
Re-heat
Eat
Repeat



I purposely left out the bacon since there really was no point in adding the extra fat. Bacon's smokey flavor was in turn replaced with smoked paprika. A few dashes of liquid smoke would also be a sufficient replacement.

Beans mixed with pasta might come across as strange at first. If you get to know the two together a little bit more though, you'll come to find they work surprisingly well together.

TV Dinner or not, this is a great vegetarian recipe (remember to deglaze with vegetable stock if you go this route). Beans serve as a great source of protein. If you demand your meat or hate on vegetarian recipes (for whatever reason why), then include a pork product of your choosing. i.e. bacon, ham, pork loin, proscuitto, pancetta... or go crazy and add chicken.

I might breakdown come next week & buy a couple more TV dinners, or I might resist & learn to love my homemade versions. But that's for next week to decide. For the time being, I'll just stay a little perplexed as to why the name is "Mama's Pasta & Bacon Bake" when there really is no baking involved...